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Barack Obama Inauguration Speech Bingo and Drinking Game
January 18, 2009 | Permalink
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What are the rules? Wait, let me guess: get plastered before the speech starts, and whoever is sober enough to pay attention to score a bingo wins!
Posted by: Sparticus | Jan 18, 2009 11:53:17 PM
C'mon, "Global Warming" is so 1990's. In the 21st century it's the "Climate Crisis". That way it explains cold and hot weather, floods and droughts, and it's a crisis (everything is a crisis to these people).
Otherwise perfect, Tom!
Posted by: sergio | Jan 19, 2009 9:33:12 AM
You forgot Lincoln!
Posted by: Chris from Racine | Jan 19, 2009 10:14:32 AM
I've got an early (hic) start on (hic) that (hic), Sparticus.
Seriously, very beautifully-done, Tom.
Posted by: steveegg | Jan 19, 2009 10:55:32 AM
I'm guessing that, as always, the middle space is the "give-away".
I'm also guessing that "Wall Street/Main Street" would be a good fit up there somewhere.
Posted by: D. Gurri | Jan 19, 2009 10:56:33 AM
Let me also propose Campaign Promise Bingo:
The card is entirely full of free spaces.
Everybody wins...
-jjg
DailyScoff.com
Posted by: J. Gravelle | Jan 19, 2009 3:19:59 PM
> That way it explains cold and hot weather, floods and droughts, and it's a crisis (everything is a crisis to these people).
You missed hemhorroids.
As Carl, over at No Oil For Pacifists has intoned.
"Global Warming: Is there *anything* it can't do?"
Well, other than make an honest man out of a politician.
Posted by: OBloodyHell | Jan 19, 2009 7:46:49 PM
Is this a coverall game?
Posted by: John Holton | Jan 19, 2009 8:47:34 PM
sergio: I am deeply offended that you you have so maliciously misrepresented the issues at hand.
It's "Climate *Change*", not "Climate Crisis". OK?
Of course, some of the squares could apply to anyone becoming president, so we're at least going to have some of the squares filled before we start. *crosses of "Hard Working Americans" and "Founding Fathers"*
Posted by: ZanderSchubert | Jan 20, 2009 3:33:09 AM
Zander:
Mr. Gore himself refers to it as the "Climate Crisis". That's as authentic as it gets as far as I'm concerned. Check his web site, algore.com.
Posted by: sergio | Jan 20, 2009 9:47:10 AM
Let's see... the left-to-right diagonal *would* be a Bingo if he had only mentioned Kenya....
Posted by: D. Gurri | Jan 20, 2009 2:33:29 PM
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Posted by: Scott | Jan 20, 2009 3:13:09 PM
sergio: OK, fine, I was just being incredulous.
...we didn't get a bingo, did we? I thought we might have gotten the second column. He was *this close* to mentioning Kenya too. Oh, well. We can always wait another four years!
...what?
Posted by: ZanderSchubert | Jan 20, 2009 10:33:02 PM
I will take Al Gore's word on "Global Crisis" about the same time he cleans up his strip mining ecological disaster at his land in Tennessee.
Posted by: jerod | Jan 21, 2009 1:52:19 AM
Ron Paul!
Posted by: Khadi | Jan 21, 2009 1:54:44 AM
That's awfully truth it was the inauguration speech.
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