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The Entire Bible Summarized In One Concise Easy-To-Remember 4-Block

The Entire Bible Summarized In One Concise Easy-To-Remember 4-Block

April 22, 2010 | Permalink

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I will grant you that you could argue that the Sermon on the Mount is the only bible portion one must read, but even there, you can't get it down to four words :oD

Posted by: O Bloody Hell | Apr 23, 2010 4:58:55 AM

And Jesus said,

"If someone strikes you on the right cheek, then punch them back or they'll keep smacking you and everybody will know that you're a pussy. Amen"

Posted by: Andrew CLunn | Apr 23, 2010 8:23:05 AM

Change "good guy" to "God's Plan"; change "Bad guy" to "Our Plan"; change "Pharaoh" to "Golden Calf"; and change "Judas" to "30 pieces of silver" and that'll tighten things up.

Posted by: Audrey Clarke | Apr 23, 2010 11:15:06 AM

Love God and Others? #TheBibleIn4Words

Posted by: Tom McMahon | Apr 23, 2010 12:24:14 PM

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